Thursday, April 4, 2013

Never Have I Ever

Today I am linking up with some of my fave blog gals for Never Have I Ever. I will go ahead and warn you, mine are super lame!!!

Never have I ever....

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Rolled a yard. I start with this one because it makes me sad (Plus it's the best). I don't think I could even go roll one now just to say I did it because I'm far to old to be rolling yards! Someone tell me I'm wrong? My mom always said it was "rude" and my dad (the defense attorney) said it was "criminal mischief" and "trespassing". This didn't stop my yard from getting rolled every year. My dad really should have let me get people back for all the TP he had to burn out of our trees. 

2. 
Broken a bone. CURRENTLY KNOCKING ON WOOD. My brother broke his SAME leg twice, but thankfully I've been break free. This is probably because of number 3.

3. 
Played on a sports team. Aside from PE, I never played a sport. I'm not much into sweating without a pool near by unless I have to for a grade. 

4. 
Had a cavity. Of course, now that I'm married to a dentist, I better keep up with this one!

5. 
Worn glasses or contacts. I'm the only one in my family who wound up with good eyes. It's probably because the universe knows I don't look good in glasses.

6. 
Seen the entirety of the following movies: Ghost, Field of Dreams, Pulp Fiction, Christmas Vacation, Steel Magnolias. Yes, there is something wrong with me and I can't say that I know what it is. I blame the fact that these movies come on tv all the time so I always catch enough bits and pieces to make me think I've seen the whole thing when in fact I have not. 

7. 
Stayed up all night. I just have to sleep, that's all there is to it. If I ever see the sunrise, it better be because I'm on a plane or about to be on one. No thank you.

8. 
Eaten a Filet o Fish. I have rational person reasons behind this one, of course. 

9. 
Snuck (is that a word) into the movies. People were always doing this when I was in high school and all I could hear was my dad saying "theft of services". Just pay for the movie--it's like $8. 

10. 
Been to Asia, South America, Canada, Australia. Anyone want to take me??

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Never Have I Ever

14 comments:

  1. Love this! : ) It took me forever to realize that you were talking about toilet papering a house lol. I have never heard anyone call it rolling a yard. That's cute! And you are lucky you don't have to have glasses or contacts!

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    1. Oh Whitney I didn't know it was called different things! That thought never crossed my mind! Must be a southern thing! Thanks for hosting the link up! It's super fun!!

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    2. Haha I was in the EXACT same boat! I literally stared at the screen for five minutes with a super confused expression on my face trying to figure out what 'rolling a yard' was. I thought you meant rolling yards of fabric! Haha definitely a southern thing. It's 'toilet papering a house' around here too!

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    3. & here is mine if anyone is interested! :)
      http://ewe-knitphomaniac.blogspot.com/2013/04/never-have-i-ever.html

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  2. This is pretty funny! I've never tp'd a yard either and just never thought to though one halloween some idiot egged the city police station in my adopted hometown (I think we wound up with tp in our yard that halloween haha). I'm the same with the no broken bones....my brother has broken his arm and you've got me beat on cavities I lasted til I was 17 though.

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    1. Thanks Jillian! Who would egg the police station??? That is the LAST place that should be vandalized! Haha!

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  3. I have rolled far too many houses in my life time.
    It usually comes with being on a sports team, haha.
    I love your never have I evers!
    I am totally with you on 2, 7 and 8!

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    1. Haha thanks Maggie! You are sweet! Glad to know I'm not the only one on most of these!!

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  4. I had totally never heard the expression "rolled a yard" before. I was like, what is she talking about? But it made sense in context. Tee Peeing a house is kind of weirdly fun! Also, please watch Steel Magnolias. It's so amazing. I actually just watched Field of Dreams this week and that's a great one too. Worth a watch, I promise. Thank you for linking up with us!

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    1. I promise I will get them watched!! I had a great time with this link up--thanks for hosting!

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  5. omg BAHAHAHA at Whitney not knowing what rolling a yard was. love her. And we are going to take a trip together sister! somewhere fun. And filet -o- fish.... GAG. buh.

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  6. I've never heard of "rolling" a yard...we always called it TP-ing. I've only done it to cars, not yards. It's a little easier that way. I never played sports, either.

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    1. I am amazed that I am the only one who calls it "rolling yards"! That is the only thing I have ever heard it called! Too funny! And I don't think I have ever seen a car rolled! One time some boys put TP inside my car and on the antenna but not like, around the car. I'm learning so much! :)

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