Now you may be chiding me and saying that we should be prepared for weather like this! Well, I'll have you know we have snow once a year--maybe. It's just not good business to be prepared for something that rarely causes a problem. Instead, we prepare by buying staples and staying home! Had we been prepared last time there wouldn't have been any drama. Now, because there was, we are all running scared. That's why I'm sitting here, staring out of the window at nothing. Not even rain. It might start snowing in an hour or 2, as expected, but I've basically been home all day, minus a quick errand and stop by the office. If it gets worse, like they say it will, I ask that you just be kind. Let us have some nice white powdery snow for the kids (and me) to play in and then you can start warming it up by about 10am so we get to sleep in but we can still carry on with our lives. I don't have time for this many snow days, and neither does anybody else down here, ok?
And while I'm asking for favors, why don't you just go ahead and warm up all the way. I don't need 80's yet, but a consistent stream of 60 degree days would be nice. Heck, I'll even take 50. We don't do 32, no siree, and I'm actually quite appalled at your behavior because I know you know that. You're just being tacky.
Anyway, I hope we are all on the same page now and we can resume with our regular programming--you staying far far away from us and me whining about how cold I am when it's 55 out.
I remain yours always,